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Willy Soap on a Rope (GBP4.95)

What a great naughty novelty fun gift this Willy Soap on a Rope makes whether its secret santa or hen do, this is sure to get the perfect reaction!When you are dirty and you need a clean your soap on a rope could be just the thing for the perfect bath or shower time experience and rub down! The willy soap on a rope also comes with a handy piece of cord so that after use you can tie and hang it up!
Fundies Undies Farting Pants (GBP3.95)

Trapped wind no more with these Fundies Undies Farting Pants!!! Don't trap that gas within the cloth of your pants any more as these undies have been designed with a large hole at the back for your stinking fart to escape into the (no longer) fresh air!These farting pants look like plain white pants at the front until you turn them around to the back where a larger fart escaping hole is! There are also the words in red which read 'Stand Clear' 'Danger Phart Zone' and 'Danger Blast Area'.These farting undies fart pants further information :White pants whit a large hole at the back ready for escaping farting gas!Made from polyester and have the words 'Stand Clear', Danger Phart Zone' and Danger Blast Area in red.Elasticated waist to fit waists from 54' to 80'Machine Washable fortunately!
Furry Handcuffs (GBP3.95)

Our novelty Red furry handcuffs are fully functional with a key operated locking device, great for all your Re-straining needs.A more comfortable alternative to the traditional steel handcuffs but with all the benefits!Lock up your lover today!
Quickie Knickers (GBP3.95)

There is nothing worse than ruining a pair of your best knickers when they are ripped off in the heat of the moment, so we have just the thing that will save them with these crotch less quickie knickers.The anytime any place quickie knickers are made form black polyester with the words 'Quickie Knickers' and a warning sign at the front. They also come with a little inside pocket to store a condom (included). The knickers are one size but will best suit ladies sized between a 8-10 and fortunately are machine washable!
Bell Mug (GBP9.99)

Ever wanted to ring a bell to get your mug refilled with a beer or drink of your choice, without having to get up out of your seat? Now you can with the Bell Mug. All you need is a willing person to answer your rather noisy request. An ideal present for a beer drinker or simply someone who enjoys being lazy. The Bell Mug is a glass tankard with a black plastic bell attached to the handle. The bell is in the style of a bicycle bell and has the same sound as one. The tankard also features a slogan on the front of the tankard which reads 'Ring for a Refill' with an image of a traditional bell in the middle of the words. The image is in black and white and has a circle surrounding the image with the text written on top of it. Bell Mug Measures: H: 13cm W: 8cm
Senior Moments Game (GBP14.95)

Are you losing all you marbles or just having some Senior Moments? Well this game is designed to deliberately be 'One Card Short of a Full Deck! What a great gift for someone in the prime of their life!!The senior moments game invites you to live through a week of all too familiar events in an attempt to be the first player to cross the finish line without having lost their marbles along the way! On your journey through senior moments you will need to answer trivia questions in a category called 'things you should know', also there will be riddles and puzzles set by the'Brain Teasers' cards, smoothly navigate 'hiccup' squares and finally try to avoid 'senior moments' when they confront you. Getting things right helps to save your precious marbles, however get things wrong it will put you in the grey matter danger zone. If you lose them all you have to startliving the entire days again! If youkeep a few of your marbles and make it to the finish line then you are a winner!Contents:42 Senior Moments Cards42 Brain Teasers Cards42 Hiccup cards42 Things you should know! cards4 Brain Playing pieces48 Marbles4 Danger Zone scoring cards2 DiceGame Board and Rules
Deluxe Mans Ball Scratcher (GBP9.95)

This is defiantly the present for the man who has everything! Aimed at the 'Busy Male Executive' is the Gentleman's Ball Scratcher!For the days when your own hands are just not precise enough, the Gentleman's Ball Scratcher is in the shape of a delicate female hand, for those hard to reach places. The 9 inch handle provides excellent extra length to help get around difficult obstacles (beer bellies, old pizza, empty beer cans etc.) and provide the relief so many crave.This quality silverware utensil is dishwasher safe, and has a stain resistant surface!The Gentlemens deluxe ball scratcher is a definate must have piece of fine silverware for the busy male executive.
Totty Clicker (GBP3.95)

Out on the pull? Are you ready with all your naff chat up lines? All you now need is to see how successful those chat up lines have been by keeping a running total of the hotties you attract with this totty clicker!The totty clicker is a small pocket sized silver clicker which has a push button at the top to start the countdown. At the front is the counter display with up to four digits (you should be lucky to get up to that in one night!). After a successful or unsuccessful night to the side is a reset wheel so you can start all over again on your next big night out!
Inflatable Sumo Wrestler (GBP19.95)

This air blown inflatable Sumo Wrestler costume is a fun and very easy way to dress up!It's so easy to inflate your Sumo costume just step inside the costume, clip your battery belt clip and turn on the fan, then zip up the costume and it inflates in seconds and that's it other than putting on your protective head gear! This costume has been designed to take all the pain and dilemma over what to dress up as for a fancy dress party. Your precious time is also not wasted choosing or blowing up which will leave you time to get all your wrestling aggression out! The inflatable sumo wrestler has a large brown body, skimpy black pants and a black protective head guard.Inflatable Sumo Wrestler FeaturesBlack soft protective head guardBelt clip battery packInflatable Sumo Wrestlers fleshy brown body with tiny black pants which cleverly inflates in seconds by a battery operated fan
Radio Controlled Whoopee Cushion (GBP8.95)

This Radio Controlled Whoopee Cushion will give you endless hours of fun and is sure to have you in stitches however the person you are targeting may not feel the same!!So when you are feeling in a naughty mood just place your cushion in position then keep your wireless remote with you to strike when the target is least expecting it. You think the fart is loud wait till you hear the laughter of the people around!The radio controller whoopee cushion words from up to 50 feet away and requires x1 12v battery included for the remote control and x4 AAA batteries for the receiver (unfortunately not included)